Day 5

Day 5- Today the female dropped a bowl and I walked all the way through the glass. It was fun and do not worry inferior humans I am not bleeding and it did not hurt. And the boy was going trough his homework very easily today he got it done in three minutes. Oh wait the man is coming trough the front door.

Day 4

Day 4- Today I think I am going to bark at nothing for the rest of the day. It is really fun you gotta' try it. And also I think Max the new cat is trying to help me today she weaved in and out of our master's feet trying to knock them over, unsucessful, oh well I am sorry if I spell some words incorectly, you try to type with a pencil when the pencil is in your mouth, very hard, and it is hard to move the mouse too. Seeya!

Day 3

Day 3- Today I feel so alone it is getting tiresome having to put up with these humans and there average other pets. Do they not know that I am the superior being that I shall be the maker of their downfall. Hahahhahah oh wait snackies. Gotta go I love those things!

Day 2

Day 2- Today the humans have been a little nicer I am starting to like them. Except for the short boy he got a new kitten and that thing screwed up everything he is evil. Well that is all I have to say for now.

Day 1

Day 1- The humans still have me captured in this prison called a "house." I think they are trying to fatten me up so they can eat me. But the little ones took me for a walk yesterday I think they are trying to kill me too. Don't they know that my stomach hangs down 2 feet. Bad news I am only 1 foot tall. What is still strange to me is that I am 2 feet long it is getting very annoying soon the humans will have to pick me up and carry me everywhere ha ha those infidels. Don't they know I will weigh an estimated average of 360 pounds by then ha ha. This shall be my why to plan their downfall ha ha. Their own ignorance will be their downfall. Once more I shall try to kill them before they kill me. Oh no! they are coming I must hide. Until next time you humans.