Day 6 and 7

Day 6+7- I couldn't write yesterday because the little girl wasn't feeling good so everybody was inside but what happened yesterday. I barked at nothing chased my tail that doesn't exist. And I tried to annihilate my human captures. You know same old same old. And the little boy went to a football game. Now then on to today I did nothing literally I haven't moved a mussel all day except for to type this. Shhhh keep it down everybody is in the family room they can almost hear me I think I hope they don't see that I am super smart k-9. They are all to ignorrant to see anything beyond the t.v screen. Oh wait now their t.v show is over I must hide.