Monday, September 11, 2006


I am going to stop writing in daily entries and start writing whenever I feel like it I know I haven't really done anything these last few days but that is because the humans have been staying at home but they are out of the house at this very moment. The young boy or should I say Tanner has been picking up my dog terds for the last few weeks. Hhahahhahahah that infidel anyways I also am starting to play with that little cat of Tanner's it is really fun I corner her then she does some really funny stuff and also the humans think I am retarded. Because today I rolled over for Tanner to scratch me but I rolled underneath his foot when he was walking but don't worry I pulled away just in the knick of time. Also I have been going to the gym in the backyard lately and when Tanner is weight lifting I go up there and start benching more than him hahahhah I yell "SPOT ME" you dumb human. Not really because as I know as a dog it comes out in little barks which are really annoying.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Day 10

Day 10- Today I sniffed some trees and peed on the girl dog. It was fun and she just sits there too. I chased my nub or beautiful tail if you prefer. But all the same ssdd. Well that is about it. Oh yeah and also to all you people who would rather be a dog like me don't it is a very boring and repetitive I bark when my mom gets home you know whatever.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Day 8+9

Day 8+9- Yesterday I got stoned on dog snacks. I couldn't remember anything. Also today the boy's role model died he was known as "Steve Irwin" yeah what kinda' freaks name is that. Well anyways the man also known as "Crocodile Hunter" got stung in the heart by a stingray's barbs on the end of it's tail. They tried to save him but he died on the way to the hospital. Poor guy what a bad way to go. Anyways onto the next subject I peed on the boy's bed today and then he laid in it face down right after I did that.HAHAHAHA I am so awesome.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Day 6 and 7

Day 6+7- I couldn't write yesterday because the little girl wasn't feeling good so everybody was inside but what happened yesterday. I barked at nothing chased my tail that doesn't exist. And I tried to annihilate my human captures. You know same old same old. And the little boy went to a football game. Now then on to today I did nothing literally I haven't moved a mussel all day except for to type this. Shhhh keep it down everybody is in the family room they can almost hear me I think I hope they don't see that I am super smart k-9. They are all to ignorrant to see anything beyond the t.v screen. Oh wait now their t.v show is over I must hide.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Day 5

Day 5- Today the female dropped a bowl and I walked all the way through the glass. It was fun and do not worry inferior humans I am not bleeding and it did not hurt. And the boy was going trough his homework very easily today he got it done in three minutes. Oh wait the man is coming trough the front door.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Day 4

Day 4- Today I think I am going to bark at nothing for the rest of the day. It is really fun you gotta' try it. And also I think Max the new cat is trying to help me today she weaved in and out of our master's feet trying to knock them over, unsucessful, oh well I am sorry if I spell some words incorectly, you try to type with a pencil when the pencil is in your mouth, very hard, and it is hard to move the mouse too. Seeya!

Day 3

Day 3- Today I feel so alone it is getting tiresome having to put up with these humans and there average other pets. Do they not know that I am the superior being that I shall be the maker of their downfall. Hahahhahah oh wait snackies. Gotta go I love those things!