Day 1

Day 1- The humans still have me captured in this prison called a "house." I think they are trying to fatten me up so they can eat me. But the little ones took me for a walk yesterday I think they are trying to kill me too. Don't they know that my stomach hangs down 2 feet. Bad news I am only 1 foot tall. What is still strange to me is that I am 2 feet long it is getting very annoying soon the humans will have to pick me up and carry me everywhere ha ha those infidels. Don't they know I will weigh an estimated average of 360 pounds by then ha ha. This shall be my why to plan their downfall ha ha. Their own ignorance will be their downfall. Once more I shall try to kill them before they kill me. Oh no! they are coming I must hide. Until next time you humans.